Wednesday, January 7, 2009

The Forgotten Fall

They crawl, climb and fall yet don't get hurt. I crawl and my knees hurt. I climb and I pull a shoulder. I fall and don't run for six months. How is it they learn how to fall- have I forgotten? Life would be so much easier if I didn't forget what I already learned; to fall without getting hurt.

2 comments:

mike said...

You have also forgotten:
-How to get someone to wipe your arse, nose or chin.
-That you get what you want when you cry.
-Drinking out of a bottle is sufficient nutrition
-How to sleep all day and party all night.
-That crying will allow you to see breasts.
-warm pants feel good until they are cold, then it is something to cry about

Dudes and Dads said...

Mike is so right. There is more forgotten than the simple fall- although I do cry and see breast.