Thursday, November 13, 2008

Cargo Shorts and Bottle Totes

Welcome to my blog.

Cargo Shorts:
As an adult, I hoped my dad did not carry a baby bag; I asked him, he didn't. This was back in the day when kids were laid on the car seat or held by a sibling- and dads didn't carry baby bags. Although baby seats are now required by law, baby bags are not. Guys, make your clothing into the traveling baby bag- freedom and still a dude.
Suggestions:
Sew elastic straps in the large cargo pockets to keep the bottles from spilling; with this you will be able to carry up to four of the large bottles, or rolled up diapers. Also, keep some plastic bags in the pockets for stubborn leaky bottles and food items. Sour milk doesn't smell any different on a dude as it does on a baby. You might be asking why I don't design these shorts and sell them in a boutique; this would require time away from looking for a job and writing this blog.

Bottle Totes:
Each morning I load my empty Sierra Nevada six pack with my baby's bottle and jars to take them and baby to daycare. Here is a chance for each dude to be creative- you don't have to use Sierra Nevada. How green is that?

Enjoy. More to come.

2 comments:

B-Rad said...

I just affix my baby with a 'bottle-helmet' and we're good to go.
What's a 'bottle-helmet' you ask... it's a small hat like device with a 4 oz bottle securely attached to each side. It works wonders when you're trekking through the mall or something. Get's a little messy though when they lay down for naps.

Go Dudes!!!

mike said...

Keep your bottles warm with a beer cozy. Or keep your beer cold with a bottle cozy. I discovered this trick during a winter camping trip.